Choosing a New Year’s Resolution is stressful, so it’s best to let someone else do the work for you! That’s why we got Sam Sferrazza from Working Women Comedy to dig into the astrology books and put together some hilariously horoscopic resolutions for all you beautiful people!
You’ve now got two weeks to put the plan to work. Then we’ll all gather in the Melody Bar on January 13 to see how the stars have aligned. Working Women: Astrology Edition has 12 comedians lined up – one for every sign of course – for you to judge, scrutinize, laugh with, laugh at and compare to your exes. Except Aries. Please, they just can’t take the criticism.
On January 13, Working Women Comedy is back with their Astrology Edition! Co-hosted by Sam & Natalie Norman.
If at all possible, calm down.
Remain suspicious of Keto, (we say this with love, Taurus are the carbs of the zodiac).
Google ‘active listening.’
No texts after midnight. That’s the moon talking.
You can make the world beautiful without your credit card.
You don’t need another resolution! You have enough!
Declutter your closet. You don’t need both pairs of red boots .
Talk to strangers, they’re already checking you out anyway.
Apologizing won’t kill you. We promise!
Charge your phone in the other room! (Also if you’re the Capricorn who dated Natalie go to hell!)
Explain impeachment for everyone.
Do intermittent fasting, but for your friends!
On January 13, Working Women Comedy is back with their Astrology Edition!